I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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