return my video game
You just made me feel so damn special
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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