she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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