I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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