theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
