I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
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