I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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