He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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