If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
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The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
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