Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
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Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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