Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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