I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
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I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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