Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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