Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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