Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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