big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
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He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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