you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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