In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
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Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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