We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
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of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
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I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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