I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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