HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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