i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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