Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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