the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
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