I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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