I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
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If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Sext me about skeletons
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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