Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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