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Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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