I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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