If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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