Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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