Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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