Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Randomize
