This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I didn't notice because vodka
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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