I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I love black thongs
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
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Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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