He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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