oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
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