nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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