She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
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There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
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Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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