at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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