When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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