Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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