Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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