I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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