what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Randomize
