I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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