dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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