I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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