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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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