at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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