6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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