i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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