Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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