Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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