Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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