Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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