maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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